What is this I don't even.

thearchangeltrickster:

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

michaelpowerbottomjones:

*does a back handspring into your room* im sorry but did you just say michael jones

why are you the way you are

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds
(Photo: Intel)
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.Remember this name.If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”No no noRemember this brown girl.Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

continueplease:

nbcnews:

Teen’s invention could charge your phone in 20 seconds

(Photo: Intel)

Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.

Read the complete story.

Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
Remeeeemmmmmberrrrr

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foxylikeme:

Condom commercial written and directed by a woman. Condoms don’t need to be sexy, we just need to know that they’ll work! Fucking brilliant.

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

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Weelee…

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Weelee…..

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WEELEE

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emmastonemetodeath:

can we all stop pretending that channing tatum is hot

I absolutely can’t stand when people fish for compliments.

strife-and-applejuice:

malkatz:

zanreosauce:

mooncactus:

tofferton:

moon-over-june:

lothie:

xdmoneyx:

amidstthebloodshed:

Grow up.

I can’t stand when people fish.  Period.

I can’t stand fish.

I can’t stand.

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I can.

lol vriska

Can.

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CA

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and eridan is a fish… this has gone full circle

It’s the circle of liffeeeee

notthehouseelf:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

disney-and-love:

chicken-alfredo-f-jones:

I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET TO APPEAR ON MY DASH

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART OF ALADDIN.

Did you know that most of this scene wasn’t scripted and Robin Williams just did it and the animators had a hard time creating the animation for this? Robin is a motherfucking genius.

This is what I’m talking about if I ever say “waves flag” really drily. I’m not thinking of that Coke theme tune. I’m thinking of sarcastically waving a flag.

1dsmainsqueeze:

his face says I’m going to kill you

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but his outfit says I’m ready for story time